Living on a Whim

Asher Roth loved college. What if he loved triathlon instead?

Song: I Love Triathlon

I’m tired right now, I feel good
If you have a chipID, will you please put it in the air

Chorus:
That race yesterday was really crazy
I wish we taped it
I raced my ass off
Had this one guy completely bonkin
Eat my Gu and drink my Heed
My support crews all I need

Pass out at 9
wake up at 5
Eat a little bite
Then train again

I want to race triathlons the rest of my life
Do masters swimming and eat what I like

On long ride Thursday and brick Tuesdays
I get massages at half price

So borrow my pump
Lets get psyched up

I’m in the next swim wave
who wants what

I am champion
At triathlon
Mark Allen
Chrissy Wellington

Don’t even draft
Not on this ass
Better hope you pass me
Otherwise a penalty
Time is wasted
When your getting carded

Woke up today and all I could say is

Chorus

I love swimming, ay
I love biking, ay
I love running, ay
I love Triathlon, ay

I can’t tell you what my PRs are, but
I can tell you a few rules or two, um
Don’t leave T2 with your helmet on, and
Don’t leave T1 without your helmet on, and
Don’t hammer if your stomachs gone, and
When it comes to shoes, put two on; and,
Tomorrow, buy some new ones

Hold a new bike,
nothing wrong with spending too much
Even if you did spend a little too much

Money isn’t wasted
When your VO2 is tested

Woke up this morning and all I could say is

Chorus

I love swimming, ay
I love biking, ay
I love running, ay
I love triathlon, ay

Now if everyone would please,
Put your goggles
As high as you can
As high as you can
And repeat after me

Swim X8

P-R X4

Do some stretching X4

Ko-Na X4

I love triathon
I love it
I have to go train
But I have a race next week
Bring your friends

More in Apple Tablet Rumors:
The apple tablet is going to have the iTablet OS, be 12 feet long, and you can go surfing on it. You can make calls too, but I wouldn’t try surfing and calls at the same time if you know what I mean. It’s going to be 3G only through Boost Mobile. Also, it will be bullet proof, and have 3D picture options (only with 3D iGlasses[$50 retail]). It will have 500 GB of storage but only a 3MP camera (to insure future “improvements” as roll outs). There will be video, but only one camera on the outfacing side, but you can still go surfing, and record the fishes you surf over. As accessories, they will sell bedding sets so you can sleep on it, which will make it easier to get up when the alarm go off in your ear. Although it won’t fit in your pocket, it will fit on your car, with iRaq luggage system ($500).

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